Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Robert
Day or night he’ll be there any time at all, Doctor Robert
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He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Robert

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Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert
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Helping everyone in need
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Well, well, well, you’re feeling fine
Well, well, well, he’ll make you … Doctor Robert

My friend works for the national health, Doctor Robert
Don’t pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Robert

Well, well, well, you’re feeling fine
Well, well, well, he’ll make you … Doctor Robert